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The NEVERENDING Odd News Thread

dvdneal

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In my local paper:
A 51-year-old man has allegedly come up with a unique way to cure the blues.

I'm acquainted with the reporter, and his FB postings are getting hilarious (along with the many comments on the article).
"Finally made the Taipei Times!"
"I'm not sure what it says about me as a person that I find this so funny"
Getting slapped by women for showing off my junk always makes me feel better. Which goes to the next question, what ever happened to women slapping the crap out of a man for doing something like that. It's not assault, it's setting the man straight.
 
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Odd crash on Bernal Hill was lust-related

The Bernalwood news site has gotten to the bottom of a head-scratcher of a Honda crash that happened early Monday on the summit of San Francisco’s Bernal Heights Hill, beyond an access gate that was left with a busted lock and near the radio tower.

Apparently, they did it all for the nooky.
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2015/03/20/odd-car-crash-on-bernal-hill-was-lust-related/


I miss living in the Bay Area. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen Raf on the forum lately.
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Spring breaker injured in balcony fall

PANAMA CITY BEACH — A Spring Break visitor is in the hospital with serious injuries following an early morning fall from a second-story balcony, according to Bay County Sheriff’s Office reports.

Justin Harrold, 31, of Duvall, Wash., was rushed to the hospital with serious injuries at about 3:30 a.m. Thursday after officers arrived to find him unconscious on the pavement of the Sunset Inn, 8109 Surf Drive. Officers reported that Harrold had been drinking heavily prior to tumbling from the second-floor balcony of the room in which he and his friends were staying.
http://www.newsherald.com/spring-break/spring-breaker-injured-in-balcony-fall-1.454056?tc=cr

With friends like that, you don't need enemies.
 

Otis

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The One

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Did we already see this?

Did we already post this one?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...y-mob-of-birthday-party-attendees-police-say/

"Several years ago, the Wall Street Journal published a story about violence at the pizza parlors, reporting: “Chuck E. Cheese’s bills itself as a place ‘where a kid can be a kid.’ But to law-enforcement officials across the country, it has a more particular distinction: the scene of a surprising amount of disorderly conduct and battery among grown-ups.”
 

JNA

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Did we already post this one?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...y-mob-of-birthday-party-attendees-police-say/

"Several years ago, the Wall Street Journal published a story about violence at the pizza parlors, reporting: “Chuck E. Cheese’s bills itself as a place ‘where a kid can be a kid.’ But to law-enforcement officials across the country, it has a more particular distinction: the scene of a surprising amount of disorderly conduct and battery among grown-ups.”
We have a thread about this already.
 
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Are you all sure you want to be a city or county manager?

Mount Dora police investigate threatening letter to city manager candidate

Mount Dora police are investigating a threat mailed to a top candidate for city manager in which the writer ordered him to quit seeking the office or he would be ruined and his family harmed.

The target is Mount Dora's planning director of 22 years, Mark Reggentin, who applied for the job after former manager Michael Quinn, 65, retired last month.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...ts-city-manager-candidate-20150407-story.html
 

JNA

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Did he really think he would get away with this -

walked out of the bigbox store with a 60 inch flat-screen TV
crashed his truck into a light pole ... but fled on foot,
and
charged with resisting law enforcement, shoplifting, reckless driving and driving with a suspended license.

:r: :lmao:
 

JNA

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