You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
I'm wondering if the first time Budgie fell off his Segway if he rolled on his back and rubbed his crotch? :-o
When the first Segway rolled out in public for the first time 10 years ago today, the tech world was disappointed to see it was just a two-wheeled "human transporter."
Although the battery-powered scooter itself was not a failure, there was no way the Segway could live up to the fanciful expectations of tech pundits who had speculated it would change human kind forever - before they even knew what it was.
A decade later, the Segway has yet to match even the expectations of inventor Dean Kamen.