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The planner's wife.

boiker

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sounds like a title of a movie.

When i got up out of bed this morning and proceded to do the morning routine. I came back into my bedroom and noticed that my wife, who usually stays on her little side of the bed, had layed out across the whole bed. mostly on my side, infringing on that comfortable territory.

I ask her, "what are you doing. why are you laying all over my side of the bed?"

She answered in a soft morning voice, "I'm sprawl!"




only the significant other of a planner would say something like that.
 

Chet

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The fairer sex? Hmmm.

Once upon a time right before I was married, I was working in a VERY small town. My fiance and her friends decided theat the bachlorette party would be small, and local. She came shtumbling home at 3am and announced in a loud voice "The City Planner's Wife is DRUNK!"

My horrified reaction was "Oh Gawd, you didn't say that in PUBLIC , did you!?"
 
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