She really is such a cutie! your wife really did an amazing job - i do wish you'd gotten a pic before the damage control. Amazingly, neither me nor my siblings ever did the self hair cut thing - although i did used to feed my little brother dead flies off the window sill.
A couple of months ago, Rob decided he didn't want to pay for haircuts anymore, since he's getting so thin in front, so he went out and bought clippers that came with a hair cutting video. I watched the damn thing twice and then decided just to do a "4" over his whole head - i really really liked it, but his mom thought he looked like a cancer victim, so since then it's taken me three times as long to cut his hair since i can't just buzz the whole thing. if i have boys, they're all getting crew cuts - sooo much easier!