WHY ME???
Oh my…
So here is the reason I am picky. I met up with this girl on a blind date. I was in the at least I will make a friend age. WOW… was I wrong. We agreed me meet at a restaurant / dance club. (So I knew she would at least be 21) I got there first, and all of a sudden a girl walked up to me and said hi, and asked me if I was Mike… but she sounded exactly like a female Elmer Fudd. She looked NOTHING like the picture she had sent me. She was over weight, sort, bleach blond hair, and one dark uni-brow. She sat down, ordered the biggest thing on the menu (and most expensive) and only had a few bites and said she was full. Well, the music started, and she asked if I wanted to dance. It was the song Mustang Sally so I thought it would be safe. She grabs me and started grind on me… but it was more like a cow trying to free itself from a trap. She had no style what so ever. To top it all off… she used a fake ID to get in. So the cops show up, and question me because I was 23. Then if it was not bad enough, I was walking out with her, after we both got kicked out, and her boyfriend comes up and picks a fight with me. The cops stop him, but I looked at her, and said that it was an interesting night, and that I am sorry but I do not think that I will be coming back to her town for a few months.