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The number of useful sites on the internet never fails to impress me. For instance, this site ( http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ ) will translate a web site into a number of dialects, including redneck, jive, and Swedish Chef.
Is there a web site you are proud of? Schaumburg, for instance?
"Dank ya' fo' visitin' de official web site uh de Village uh Schaumburg, Illinois. Aldough Schaumburg be de largest centa' of economic development in de State uh Illinois, outside da damn City uh Chicago, we is still real much some community uh neighbo's and neighbo'hoods.
Quality uh life be impo'tant t'us and we is constantly wo'kin' t'enhance it. Man! Schaumburg boasts mo'e dan 80 miles uh bike alleys, de Schaumburg Prairie Centa' fo' de Arts wid some 442-seat deater, gallery and outdoo' stage, and Sprin' Valley Nature Sanctuary. Slap mah fro!"
Or maybe Concord?
Th' Code Office assists th' public through th' process an' is responsible fo' th' administrashun of Zonin', Buildin', Housin', Licensin' an' Health regulashuns. Th' divishun also coredinates appeals t'th' Zonin' Board of Adjestment an' th' Buildin' Board of Appeals.
Struckural (Buildin') staff reviews plans, inspecks cornstruckshun projecks an' issues occupancy permits. Th' office also issues subcontracko'’s permits sech as eleckrical, plumbin', heatin', demolishun, an' fire plan review permits. Sign permits is also issued, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Health Services staff inspecks an' licenses restaurants an' grocery sto'es, taxicabs an' operato's, recyclin' centers, peddlers, pareedes an' special events. Th' office also administers th' Housin' Code t'ensure minimum stan'ards is met.
Zonin' staff process applicashuns fo' variances, special 'ceptions, equitable waivahs an' administrative appeals. Ajundas is set an' legal notices is provided t'abutters an' th' public.
Code Administrashun
37 Green Street Conco'd, NH 03301 (Direckshuns)
Phone: 603-225-8580 Fax: 603-225-8586
Email: code@ci.conco'd, cuss it all t' tarnation.nh.us
Hours: 8:00 AM - 4:30 PM Monday - Friday
© 2003 City of Conco'd, NH. All rights resarved, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Is there a web site you are proud of? Schaumburg, for instance?
"Dank ya' fo' visitin' de official web site uh de Village uh Schaumburg, Illinois. Aldough Schaumburg be de largest centa' of economic development in de State uh Illinois, outside da damn City uh Chicago, we is still real much some community uh neighbo's and neighbo'hoods.
Quality uh life be impo'tant t'us and we is constantly wo'kin' t'enhance it. Man! Schaumburg boasts mo'e dan 80 miles uh bike alleys, de Schaumburg Prairie Centa' fo' de Arts wid some 442-seat deater, gallery and outdoo' stage, and Sprin' Valley Nature Sanctuary. Slap mah fro!"
Or maybe Concord?
Th' Code Office assists th' public through th' process an' is responsible fo' th' administrashun of Zonin', Buildin', Housin', Licensin' an' Health regulashuns. Th' divishun also coredinates appeals t'th' Zonin' Board of Adjestment an' th' Buildin' Board of Appeals.
Struckural (Buildin') staff reviews plans, inspecks cornstruckshun projecks an' issues occupancy permits. Th' office also issues subcontracko'’s permits sech as eleckrical, plumbin', heatin', demolishun, an' fire plan review permits. Sign permits is also issued, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Health Services staff inspecks an' licenses restaurants an' grocery sto'es, taxicabs an' operato's, recyclin' centers, peddlers, pareedes an' special events. Th' office also administers th' Housin' Code t'ensure minimum stan'ards is met.
Zonin' staff process applicashuns fo' variances, special 'ceptions, equitable waivahs an' administrative appeals. Ajundas is set an' legal notices is provided t'abutters an' th' public.
Code Administrashun
37 Green Street Conco'd, NH 03301 (Direckshuns)
Phone: 603-225-8580 Fax: 603-225-8586
Email: code@ci.conco'd, cuss it all t' tarnation.nh.us
Hours: 8:00 AM - 4:30 PM Monday - Friday
© 2003 City of Conco'd, NH. All rights resarved, cuss it all t' tarnation.