Today I Become a Man!

[Seabishop]

Today I Become a Man. With this post I say goodbye to the innocence of childhood and enter THE CLUBE.

I’d like to thank all that have supported me throughout the past year - It does indeed take a village. Dad, you wanted me to get a life and today I’m proud to say I have one. I promise to be a good role model to the Pre-Clube members, Jr. Clube members, and Pee Wee Clube Cubs out there.

Dan, I know you're busy, but can you send the acceptance letter soon? I need to show it to the Personnel Director. Thanks.

 

[SGB]

Congratulations, and condolences.

 

[SkeLeton]

Welcome! Clube member 25! Congrats Seabishop! :b: :b: :b: :b: :b:

 

[el Guapo]

As the the unofficial Cyburbia Mohel, first we need to check you out to see if you qualify for your Clube membership.

 

[Richmond Jake]

Congrats....now I know what I have to look forward to. :b:

 

[Seabishop]

As the the unofficial Cyburbia Mohel, first we need to check you out to see if you qualify for your Clube membership.

This is definitely TMI, but I seriously have a framed certificate. Good thing the polling option is disabled.

 

[Dan]

Today I Become a Man.

It's official. L'chaim!

 

[Jeff]

This "Clube" has become sooooooo passe ....

 

[martini]

Gawd I got a long way to go. I just may have to start posting frivolous stuff to... um... to pad.

 

[Wannaplan?]

With this post I say goodbye to the innocence of childhood and enter THE CLUBE.

Everybody loves a post-padder!

(Nothing against you personally, but all these threads about making it to 1,000 posts are just as pointless as all those dang-blasted polls that got everyone in a funk.)

 

[biscuit]

Your father and I had hoped you would grow up to be a doctor or an attorney, not some shifty slack-filled Cyburbia Clube member. We had such big dreams for you. What did we do to turn you down this path?
You've broken your mothers heart I hope you know.

Love,
Mother Seabishop.

 

[nerudite]

Congrats!

We're having a ceremony in your honor

 

[Tranplanner]

I was going to congratulate you, but Wanigas? took all the fun out of it. You better just get back to work.

In the meantime I'll just have to go console myself with my bottle of 1986 Cragganmore, sherry casked in Spanish Oak - stored at the main warehouse, 5th cask, third row. I think Angus tapped it, but it might have been Mac. The bottle was made in Dundee by...

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Way to go, Seabishop!

 

[The Irish One]

Congrats!

 

[H]

Make sure you get you free T-shirt! They tried to screw me out of mine, but finally sent it!








(just kidding) :-D

welcome to the clube!

 

[Cardinal]

Welcome.

1000 posts has gotten to be so passe. Just about everyone is in the 1000 Clube now.

 

[Seabishop]

Re: Re: Today I Become a Man!

Everybody loves a post-padder!

(Nothing against you personally, but all these threads about making it to 1,000 posts are just as pointless as all those dang-blasted polls that got everyone in a funk.)

Nah, they only come about once a year for most people. And its not like they're in the serious forums. Its just part of the frivolous humor of the FAC. I'm going to keep eating my clube cake and keep making my wishes anyway.

 

[Dan]

Re: Re: Today I Become a Man!

all these threads about making it to 1,000 posts are just as pointless as all those dang-blasted polls that got everyone in a funk.

Poll: Are you tired of posts announcing membership in the Clube?

1) Yes! Ban the braggarts!

2) No! I need to post a one-line congratulations message, so I can pad my post count, and join the Clube that much faster.

3) Why can't I used the italics tag anymore?

4) Why did the mods delete the post I made about Jenna Jameson?

5) Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway Segway.

 

[H]

Re: Re: Re: Today I Become a Man!

Poll: Are you tired of posts announcing membership in the Clube?

Ah, come one dude, it is like a tradition us newbies want to be a part of. We just want to be in YOUR clube

 

[Richmond Jake]

Just about everyone is in the 1000 Clube now.

In fact, it's gotten so popular that no one goes there anymore.

 

[Trail Nazi]

Congrats to you Seabishop!!

All right wreck the dreams of those who want to be in the clube. You dream crushers, you. *sniff, sniff* I love the pad posts.

 

[Cardinal]

Congrats to you Seabishop!!

All right wreck the dreams of those who want to be in the clube. You dream crushers, you. *sniff, sniff* I love the pad posts.

Well, the Clube would be sooo much better with you in it, so maybe we'll just have to keep it around for a while.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Geez, the clube is getting to be like Florida. We moved here, now don't YOU PEOPLE move here.

Dan, you should be proud that membership in YOUR clube is so desired, so desperately sought, so COOL!

 

[Trail Nazi]

Well, the Clube would be sooo much better with you in it, so maybe we'll just have to keep it around for a while.

Thanks. Now I can shoot for the stars like you guys. I have dreams again.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Hey, I just got a PM from Trail Nazi in which she darn near admitted padding today.

Maybe I should just drop this since I had a few of those words thrown my way when I was nearing the clube...

 

[Trail Nazi]

Hey, I just got a PM from Trail Nazi in which she darn near admitted padding today.

Fibs evil woman. You are Evil Goddess.