El Guapo said:I'll pick 3, and aren't we supposed to wait on the prior one to finish first?
Yeah, but if she is at lunch, we can't go more than 2-3 minutes without a post.
1. Upon getting my commission in the Army, I was assigned to the 12th Special Forces (Green Berets).
True, although I quickly transferred to a more relaxed unit.
3. The U.S. Marshalls in South Dakota have issued a warrant for my arrest (yeah, I'm a bad boy).
True, although the notice accompanying the warrant for failure to pay a traffic citation had a copy of the receipt showing payment attached to it.
2. Like Frodo from the Lord of The Rings, I have nine fingers, having lost (part of) one to a table saw.
Like Norm Abrams, my best-known pupil, I still have all of my fingers.
I believe bturk is the winner.