US Dept of Justice Lurker!

[Chet]

Hey dude or dudette - us moderators could see you lurking today, and its not the first time. Why don't you Introduce Yourself .

 

[Wannaplan?]

Really?! Totally freaky! I hope it's not because of that coin pop-up ad thread. If so, I'm so screwed!!

 

[Habanero]

damn it, do I have to go into hiding again? argh, hiding always messes with my social activities!

 

[SkeLeton]

When the FBI and/or CIA start lurking too often here.. you mods gimme a call ok? So I can run away in time

 

[Runner]

Huh???

I guess I missed something here.

 

[The Irish One]

how can you tell the feds are lurking, why are they so obvious?

 

[SGB]

how can you tell the feds are lurking?

My guess is that the mods probably spotted someone on the boards with a "@usdoj.gov" email address.

 

[Jeff]

See....all you non-American anti coin purchasers are done now!

 

[Cardinal]

I have always trusted in the wisdom of John Ashcroft and his rightous campaign to rid America of anyone opposed to the enlightened policies of our great president.

(Any past comments I may have made about voting for Ralph Nader, being opposed to war in Iraq, or attacks of the Bush regime on our basic rights were, of course, entirely in jest.)

 

[el Guapo]

Par - a - noid

If you were well armed like you should be you wouldn't fear your own government.



















Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Really, why the paranoia? You don't think that maybe someone in the DOJ may be interested in our profession without wanting to make you guys wear arm bands and take train rides to the Final Ashcroft Solution? If anything "justice oriented" is being investigated they are likely here look at Mike D. I hear harvest was good this year.

 

[Chet]

how can you tell the feds are lurking, why are they so obvious?

Moderators can see your IP address.

 

[Wannaplan?]

Avoid the paraNOID!

 

[el Guapo]

OMG! That is funny. I can just envison lady justice's teat showing up in the photo behind him!

 

[donk]

They probably looked at the site because of:

1) Suspicion of commie inclinations/leanings of members;
2) Right wing tendencies of some members;
3) Suspicions of cruelty to animals, especially kittens;
4) Negative comments about ashcroft, bush and others; and
5) Scared of the invasion of Canadians and our unsupportive gov't

 

[Chet]

OMG! That is funny. I can just envison lady justice's teat showing up in the photo behind him!

Oh great, now I've got this image of Janet Reno's teat....

 

[donk]

You where thinking of something like this?

 

[Wannaplan?]

If ya want, I can Photoshop that one!

Oh great, now I've got this image of Janet Reno's teat....

 

[Wannaplan?]

No, that's all wrong! You need a pic from Playboy or some hardcore lactation site. It needs to be over the top, Jenna Jameson style!

You where thinking of something like this?

 

[Habanero]

No, that's all wrong! You need a pic from Playboy or some hardcore lactation site. It needs to be over the top, Jenna Jameson style!

I never want to think of Janet doing any of the things I've seen Jenna do-

blargh, double blargh!

 

[The Irish One]

See....all you non-American anti coin purchasers are done now!

they're ANTI american, let's not sugar coat things.

If you were well armed like you should be you wouldn't fear your own government.

no amount of weapons I can buy will stop a napalm carpet bombing, and you know this is true.

Moderators can see your IP address

I feel so naked.

Scared of the invasion of Canadians

clearly, we should be praising the tactical usefulness of Canadian Bacon.

 

[kms]

Strange Brew...

The Department of Justice are here to " 'just the beds."

 

[Mastiff]

I feel so naked.

Thanks for ruining MY lunch!

 

[The Irish One]

oh, you must be on a diet

 

[el Guapo]

no amount of weapons I can buy will stop a napalm carpet bombing, and you know this is true.

I don't turn on my radar until they get real close...

 

[The Irish One]

I don't turn on my radar until they get real close...[/QUOTE

you'll never need it anyway







The B-2's low observability is derived from a combination of reduced infrared, acoustic, electromagnetic, visual and radar signatures. These signatures make it difficult for the sophisticated defensive systems to detect, track and engage the B-2. Many aspects of the low-observability process remain classified; however, the B-2's composite materials, special coatings and flying-wing design all contribute to its "stealthiness."

 

[SGB]

Or:

6) They actually have a personal interest in planning. A Planning Commission member, perhaps?

Nah.......

They probably looked at the site because of:

1) Suspicion of commie inclinations/leanings of members;
2) Right wing tendencies of some members;
3) Suspicions of cruelty to animals, especially kittens;
4) Negative comments about ashcroft, bush and others; and
5) Scared of the invasion of Canadians and our unsupportive gov't

 

[Runner]

no amount of weapons I can buy will stop a napalm carpet bombing, and you know this is true.

As fun and as enjoyable as they were, no one does napalm and the carpet thing anymore, its just so passé. Everbody knows you gotta have JDAM to be anybody today