"Let's review how Buffalo's culture surpasses the acheivements of the Roman Civilization. We can compare and contrast Caligula and the Buffalo Bills later. By the way, it is a little know fact that the Bills were originally the Oneonta, New York - Williams of Orange, a Presbyterian Minor League Team in the New York Conference of the the CFL. But after a daring 1956 St. Pat's Day daylight raid where 17 citizens of Buffalo died of a combination of exposure and alcohol toxicity the team's charter paperwork and the offensive players were captured and brought to Buffalo on a Schlitz beer truck. So, you see - the Bills, as they were shortly thereafter renamed - didn't originally come with a defense. Did I mention that I want to be the first twice divorced guy to get elected president? My name is Dennis…I'm a Virgo"