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Weekend Caption Contest

el Guapo

Capitalist
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5,984
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The boys in Johnson and Johnson's Research and Development Department knew they had a winner; it was just that the first prototype of the Depends (TM) Undergarment needed some finessing. The photo shows Herbert "Incontinentia Buttocks" Johnson giving the "A" model a run for its money in August of 1969. Man had just walked on the moon and the Boys at J&J knew anything was possible.


PS - The Bite Me Elmo answer is unbeatable - Good Job!
 

Miles Ignatius

Cyburbian
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368
Points
12
Close, But No Cigar!

Actually, this is our fearless rectal thermometer Q&C Staffer at J&J :-D after a hard day @ work remembering that....

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
 

michaelskis

Cyburbian
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19,724
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46
"You just step in like this, close the door and fill with water. Just make sure you drain the water before you open the door again."
 

JNA

Cyburbian Plus
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25,096
Points
54
michaelskis said:
"You just step in like this, close the door and fill with water. Just make sure you drain the water before you open the door again."
That's assuming one reads and follows the owner's / operating manual. :-\ :-0
 

boiker

Cyburbian
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3,890
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26
From the IKEA catalog: Zlögmot: "Experience the bath that Scandanavians have known for nearly 2 decades, but is now repackaged with inferior materials for mass sale to unsuspecting and ignorant Americans." $29.99 unböring.
 

Queen B

Cyburbian
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3,179
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25
It is the new and improved sit and spin, you just can't see the agitator from this angle.
 

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
Staff member
Moderator
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13,203
Points
48
boiker said:
From the IKEA catalog: Zlögmot: "Experience the bath that Scandanavians have known for nearly 2 decades, but is now repackaged with inferior materials for mass sale to unsuspecting and ignorant Americans." $29.99 unböring.
Very good!!!! :-D
 

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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7,181
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30
Thomas Smith unveils the prototype model of the "Triple 'S' Bathroom Buddy", where a man can ****, shower, and shave all at one time!


(Yeah, Elmo had a beauty...)
 

Plannerbabs

Cyburbian
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1,038
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23
Mr. Jones clutched the side of the washer tightly as he got out. The spin cycle always made him dizzy, and the fabric softener made him woozy. But, wow, was his skin silky and static-free!
 

otterpop

Cyburbian
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6,655
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28
The Governor of California demonstrates the new water-saving shower Californians really need. The press cannot help but notice that only a few months on the job has really taken its toll on the governor.
 

GeogPlanner

Cyburbian
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1,433
Points
25
Captain's Log
Stardate -319454.84

The sudden uprising in the neutral zone has required me to cut my shower short this morning.
 

Budgie

Cyburbian
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5,270
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30
Budgie proudly shows off his new keg cooler, which he uses on occassion to "COOL OFF".
 
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