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What is your name

Queen B

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This can't be any worse than some of the other stupid things we do, and besides IT"S FRIDAY!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose....

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The
following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts.

I am ZIPPY GIRDLE BRAIN


:-c
 

NHPlanner

A shadow of my former self
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SW MI Planner said:
I am Loopy WaffleTushie
:)

I'm Pinkie WaffleTushie. My wife is Chim-Chim WaffleTushie.

And btw SW....I believe your's would be Loopy CootieTushie..... ;)
 

Rem

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Zippy Applebuns - much better than **** *******. Zippy being fleet of foot, apples being a firm delicious fruit and buns being ...... (I could get into some cross-cultural difficulty here).

QB - my kids love Cap'n underpants. They especially like it when I am scandalized by the references to bodily functions and unmentionable undergarments. A very sneaky way to get kids reading.
 

Rem

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If SW MI Planner (alias Loopy Waffle Tushie) and Repo Man (Greasy Bubble Sniffer) met on the street, we would have to grab a hose and wet them down (or tell the kids they escaped from a circus).
 

JNA

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cheeseball rhinomouth

and I am not from wisconsin
but go to the dentist 3x a yr
 
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mendelman

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Zippy Girdlenose

As in:
"That's Mr. Zippy Girdlenose to you, punk!"
 

pete-rock

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On a more "adult" note, there was an actual kid in my daughter's 6th grade class last year whose name was...

Silk Bush.

I kid you not.
 

Queen B

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My ex-husband's Aunt's name:

Winky Bush

Winky was a nickname, but she would not disclose her real name. That was the only name she would go by, how bad could her name have been?
 

DecaturHawk

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Crusty AppleTush

My boys love the Captain Underpants series, as well as the more age appropriate (3-6 year old) Dav Pilkey Series, Ricky Riccotta and His Giant Robot.

Originally posted by Pete-Rock
Silk Bush
I knew a girl in college name Karna Lust.
No, I didn't "know" her in the biblical sense...
 

Rem

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My youngest daughter (aged 9) has a friend called Brittany Spears. In defence of the parents, the other BS wasn't known 9 years ago.

SkeLeton said:
Poopsie Banana Shorts
Is it very hard to register a name change in Chile?
 

Dan

Dear Leader
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Zippy Appletushie.

Tushie? Haven't heard that word since 1958, and I was born in the 1960s!
 

Gedunker

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I always wondered why when people yelled "Hey, Goober Bubblenose", I never responded and they got mad at me.

Odd-named people I know:

Summer and Hickory Hamm.

No kidding.
 

pete-rock

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I hope I don't get in trouble for posting an actual name, but...

I had an interview once with a guy named Dudley Onderdonk.
 

Maroon

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Cheeseball Liverbuns

I am the finger food at a cocktail party.

A girl in my school was named Chanda Lear.
 

SlaveToTheGrind

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SW MI Planner said:
Oh that was nice - I used my flippin maiden name. Using my married name, it is Loopy CootieSniffer.

Now that name is getting really personal. I had a girl in my high school named Angel Head.
 
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