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What to do with Abu Abbas?

What to do with Abu?

  • Shot while trying to escape.

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Give him to Italy - AGAIN. There he will serve his sentence(s)

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Free him like we [u]may[/u] have promised the PLO after we give him a stern lecture on the evils of

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Give him to the new Iraqi government after they are ready

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Screw the PLO - Take him to America for his fair trial - then kill him.

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Give him to the Israelis and turn a blind eye

    Votes: 6 26.1%
  • Let him go to Syria and tell him that if we see him again it is certain death.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Give him a bturk-ing - with all that implies! (see discussion below)

    Votes: 6 26.1%

  • Total voters
    23
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Chet

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A creative execution

I saw we shoot out his knee caps so that he will be wheelchair bound. Then we'll take him on a nice cruise on the Achille lauro to make up for being so horrible a judge and jury. Then we'll suddenly come to our senses, realize he's a supreme F-wad, and we'll push his wheelchair overboard.
 

donk

Cyburbian
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Don't forgetabout the beatings and psychological torture before the big plunge.
 

michaelskis

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Drop him into the middle of NYC at night, with his name tatooed on his fore head. I am sure that it would be an effective punishment.. (if he lives, then shoot out his knee caps)
 

Runner

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Re: A creative execution

bturk said:
I saw we shoot out his knee caps so that he will be wheelchair bound. Then we'll take him on a nice cruise on the Achille lauro to make up for being so horrible a judge and jury. Then we'll suddenly come to our senses, realize he's a supreme F-wad, and we'll push his wheelchair overboard.
I wouldn't plan on pushing him over. I would however plan on sending him on a cruise that has also booked a MOSSAD reunion. Then just let things take their natural course.

A good time would be had by all... :) well, except for one.
 

Habanero

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here's my idea

first, you make him open 30 hot radiators, then you take a thick envelope and paper cut the quick under all his fingers and toes, and the skin in between, then have him stand in a downward dog position in an alcohol bath. Then you strap him to a MOAB and send him on his way.
 

SkeLeton

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How about locking him up in a room with a TV that only shows the C-Span ( or it could also be The Jerry Springer show)channel and he gets caffeinne injected intravenously.

Or you could lock him up in some studio and make a reality show :p
 
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