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When Cops attack Lesbians on FOX!

Chet

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Damn. When a fight breaks out in a lesbian bar its best to just get out of the way, but to start a fight in a lesbain bar, well, that just takes some big stones!
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Oh man this story has the makings of an afternoon school special. WTF

At one point, as Loretz made his way onto the street, a woman he was choking sprayed him with a chemical irritant, to which Loretz responded: "I eat that s - - - for breakfast," Noble said.

EAts what, carpet? I don't recommend you do that in the morning, expecially hung over.
 

JNA

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Near perfect Cyburbian story/thread:
bar, booze, brawl; drunks;
potential ethic/professional behavior violation;
weapons - a hangun and a possible knife were mentioned; and
I almost forgot there were lesbians.

So what would have made it perfect?
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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JNA said:
Near perfect Cyburbian story/thread:
bar, booze, brawl; drunks;
potential ethic/professional behavior violation;
weapons - a hangun and a possible knife were mentioned; and
I almost forgot there were lesbians.

So what would have made it perfect?

-Bowling?:b:
 

Rem

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Then, as police officers arrived, Loretz told them he had things under control, Noble and others said. Hill said the officers were leaving when Noble began to object and called KSTP-TV, Channel 5.

If the police let you down - call the TV Station?
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Rem said:
If the police let you down - call the TV Station?

-No, if the police let you down take matters into your own hands. And if that doesn't work...
bowling_for_columbine_150.jpg
 

Chet

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jordanb said:
It depends on the type of lesbian. Have you ever seen Chasing Amy?

Agreed. Would you want to imagine hot girl on girl action with this:

marybulldyke1.jpg


or this:

ent_jessicastein08.jpg


and this:
black-bk-girls.jpg


and here's a new twist: lesbian martial arts

HP4-Respect.jpg


...and the things you find on a Google image search of "lesbian" are fascinating!

sweden.jpg
 

SkeLeton

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Chet said:
Agreed. Would you want to imagine hot girl on girl action with this:

marybulldyke1.jpg


Hold it one second there... IS THAT A WOMAN?!?!?!?!?! Like a human being with XX chromosomes rather than XY?
f*cking unbelievable!
 

Zoning Goddess

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Yes, it appears to be a female. Amazing how well she impersonates the average American teenage (bubba) male...
 

Chet

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Zoning Goddess said:
Yes, it appears to be a female. Amazing how well she impersonates the average American teenage (bubba) male...

A sports - make that baseball - jersey would have put this one over the top, me thinks!

EDIT: Watch for the 5,000 CLUBE coming to a moderator near you. :)
 

Jeff

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Zoning Goddess said:
Apparently that guy doesn't have the same affection for lesbians as do the boys of cyburbia...

I love lesbians. Everyone whould own one.
 

giff57

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Chet said:
Agreed. Would you want to imagine hot girl on girl action with this:


Where is that pic of my ex-wife when I need it.

Oh, yeah I freakin burned them all, I forgot.
 

Duke Of Dystopia

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What would have made him take a date there?

Also, lesbians are worse then gay men at telling other women to come to the dark side. Just one stray thought and your really a lesbian. :)

My question is this. OK, woman, you really do like women better. So why do you end up with the manly woman as opposed to the woman who is the lipstick type? :)
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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giff57 said:
Where is that pic of my ex-wife when I need it.

Oh, yeah I freakin burned them all, I forgot.

-I feel your pain... I mean JOY!!! one of my ex became a Dyke'Asauras and is now dating this freakish Bigfoot Brawler of a tree. I hope a truck full of carpets runs them over.
 

Richmond Jake

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Rumpy Tuna said:
-I feel your pain... I mean JOY!!! one of my ex became a Dyke'Asauras and is now dating this freakish Bigfoot Brawler of a tree. I hope a truck full of carpets runs them over.

Lesbians: can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
 

Duke Of Dystopia

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Rumpy Tuna said:
-I feel your pain... I mean JOY!!! one of my ex became a Dyke'Asauras and is now dating this freakish Bigfoot Brawler of a tree. I hope a truck full of carpets runs them over.

At least your not bitter or anything! :)
 

Chet

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Rumpy Tuna said:
Damn straight, I felt great about myself after that.

[beyotch slap]
WHY? You must have been soo bad in bed that she switched teams!
[/beyotch slap]
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Chet said:
[beyotch slap]
WHY? You must have been soo bad in bed that she switched teams!
[/beyotch slap]

No, I feel better because I have a hotter girlfriend now that isn't a bitch.
 

Seabishop

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Chet said:
[beyotch slap]
WHY? You must have been soo bad in bed that she switched teams!
[/beyotch slap]

Rumpy, your response must be that you were too much MAN for her to handle. ;)
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Seabishop said:
Rumpy, your response must be that you were too much MAN for her to handle. ;)

LOL, Chet slapped the bejesus out of me on that line. HEY, if you like hair growing on a womens.. I won't go there, I'll just say I didn't like eating rotton tacos.
 
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