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Where in the world is Saddam Al~Tikriti?

Where do you think Saddam is now?

  • (The Centcom Answer) He got killed the first night of the war.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • (The updated Centcom Answer) He got killed the time the US bombed the meeting where they were planni

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • (The Enquirer Answer) He has been dead since 1993 and his identity has been assumed by his doubles.

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • (The Stoner Answer) He is hiding deep underground with his cat, Mr. Wigglesworth.

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • (The Oliver Stone Answer) He is in France.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • (The CIA Answer) He is in Syria.

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • (The Limbaugh Answer) He is playing a foursome of golf with Clinton, Chrétien, and Chiraque at Augus

    Votes: 3 15.0%
  • (The Sharpton Answer)There never was a Saddam - Old George Bush's CIA made him up to oppress the goo

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • (The Leno Answer) He is working at a 7-11 in Trenton, NJ.

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • (The Pat O'Riley Answer) He's on CNN doing color like every other good anti-American former politcia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • (The Dr. Ruth Answer) That's his business.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • (The American Public's Answer) I don't know or care

    Votes: 4 20.0%

  • Total voters
    20

BKM

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Saudi Arabia or Egypt

I think the one Saudi Prince (the one who's visited W's ranch) cut a deal. Hence, the evaporation of the Baath Party and the vaunted Iraqi army. The goal was to avoid a long period of urban warfare that enflamed the Arab world. Of course, I won't discuss in detail my opnion of the "Arab Street" and our "allied" authoritarian governments' pet media that inflame the situation, but. . .
 

donk

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He is hiding out listening to Britney Spears.

I had much music on last night while I was cooking dinner and the news portion of the day came on. They claimed that in one of Saddam's houses was a beauty parlour with press clippings of Britney mounted on the walls.

They also said that a whole bunch of US movies where found as well, including Sleepless in Seattle.

http://www.muchmusic.com/news/ about half way down the page.

So not only was he a dictator, he was a dictator with rotten taste in music.
 

Repo Man

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Didn't they also find framed photos of the Bush twins in one of Uday's places?
 

Dan

Dear Leader
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Dead. Such a high profile figure would not be able to stay underground for so long.
 

SkeLeton

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He's in Cuba, helping Fidel Castro fight the American Infidels ;)

Now, seriously speaking, I think he's dead until proven alive :) but I find that there are high chances that he's dead.....
 
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