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While the Yanks are away, the rest can play!

Tranplanner

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Happy Fourth of July to all my American pals. I am very fortunate this morning that my union decided to walk out and allow me to enjoy this beautiful day with you.

However, after meeting with a group of "Evil Canadian Scientists" (see El Guapo's latest poll) I have decided that maybe it is time to advance the next stage of the "Canadian Conspiracy" (great movie BTW) and consider the next move.

I'm thinking a full frontal assault with donuts, back bacon, and beer on Disney World might be a good idea. Or we could airdrop thousands of toques over Florida.

Any ideas?
 

donk

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Before the full assault we should soften them up with

1) lots of "u"s for words like Colour and neighbour.

2) we can flood the air waves with "zeds" to replace "zees".

3) flood the streets with pop instead of soda.

4) there is always the metric system.

5) Expand the CBC's infiltration of NPR.

6) Have Rick Mercer talk to more americans about the Saskatchewan seal harvest and PM Tim Horton's double double.

Would the chicken cannon be able to beat el guapo and the marines in a fight?

http://airfarce.com/info/targets.html
 
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Pop

Hey Guys, we say Pop here too. In fact the big Gritty Circle of Buffalo, Cleveland, Detroit, and Chicago all say Pop.

Can we be spared the winter hat bombardment?
 

Cardinal

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OK, how about butter tarts? Brought a box back with me this weekend. Mmmm.
 
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