Who Should Interrogate Saddam?

[el Guapo]

Let's make this a poll.

Got any suggestions on additional candidates? Then put them down here.

 

[mendelman]

defintiely the Spanish Inquistion, because thier first weapon is suprise, suprise and blah, blah, blah!


Seriously, though, I think the coalition should do the interrogating, becuase we have the CIA, FBI, NSA, ATF, Dept. HS, FCC, FDA, et al, and we could certainly do better than any 'provisional government' ;-), but the Iraqis should get to put him on trial.

or they could take the advise of an Iraqi citizen I heard on NPR this morning. He suggested they put Saddam in a cage and let the Iraqi people spit on him till he drowns. Yikes!!! That's inventive.

 

[Seabishop]

Definitely Dr. Phil - Saddam lacks self esteem and needs more empowerment. Dr. Phil would "let him have it" and let him know how much he hurt the Kurds' feelings.

Off topic: Sometimes Saddam looks like my dad which is weird.

 

[ludes98]

Definitely Dr. Phil - Saddam lacks self esteem and needs more empowerment. Dr. Phil would "let him have it" and let him know how much he hurt the Kurds' feelings.

Funny!! I voted Phil too. I have only seen the program a few times, but people always crack!! TV editing? No way!

 

[SGB]

While I already voted for Dr. Phil to do the honors (Sadam would wither under Phil's southern persistance), I really think the Coalition should hand him over to a select group of Kurds and Shia Muslims for "interogation."

 

[mendelman]

Dr. Phil would "let him have it" and let him know how much he hurt the Kurds' feelings.

Dr. Phil to Saddam:

"Dictatorship of Fear, so how's that working for ya?"

 

[Tranplanner]

"Cardinal Biggles...get THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!"

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

How come this wasn't an option?

He he heee...

Actually I'd like for Christopher Walken to interrogate him.

 

[nerudite]

I wonder if Barbara Walters could make him cry...

 

[el Guapo]

I can't believe nobody has gone for Bobby "Smack Whitney Down" Brown. He could whoop on Saddam all weekend and get a hug afterwards. You people?

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[Planderella]

How could you forget Katie Couric???????????????

 

[el Guapo]

How could you forget Katie Couric???????????????

KC: "Saddam, how did you feel when Bush's Storm Troppers invaded your homeland?"

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

KC: "Saddam, how did you feel when Bush's Storm Troppers invaded your homeland?"

Note: Really bad paint job ahead:

 

[giff57]

There is only on man that can retrive the information from saddam

 

[biscuit]

There is only on man that can retrive the information from saddam

Now come on. There's no need for us to be sadistic in our quest to get info from Saddam. Besides, isn't there something in the Geneva Convention barring the use of such strong methods.

 

[Miles Ignatius]

Shut Your Festering Gobutit!

...."our weapons are surprise and fear...no...fear and surprise...that's all. No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition."

 

[Jeff]

How could you take the honor from Katie Couric ??

 

[Dan]

I was going to say that Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS might be a good interrogator.

I changed my mind, though. I'm going with Howard Stern. He can get anyone to admit anything.

 

[Richmond Jake]

I'm going with Howard Stern.

dittos.

 

[JNA]

Re: Shut Your Festering Gobutit!

...."our weapons are surprise and fear...no...fear and surprise...that's all. No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition."

Don't forget "ruthless efficiency"
or

Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Put her in the Comfy Chair!

 

[SkeLeton]

Wait a minute! There is a Spanish judge that wants to send Osama bin Laden to jail... so why should they also take it on Saddam too?
I'll go for the same crowd that was slapping their sandals to the saddam statue in Baghdad... I bet those you love to do the same on the real Saddam!

 

[GeogPlanner]

Dr. Phil was my vote...

But I'd take Simon Cowell as a close second...

"You're just terrible! You call yourself a dictator?"

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Saddam daughter Claims father was drugged after he surrendered

Look who is coming to Saddams aid.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/12/16/sprj.nirq.saddam/index.html

In a phone interview, Raghad Hussein, 35, told the Arabic-language channel that the family believes Saddam was drugged after he surrendered to American troops. "This is not our father," she said. "This is not how he would act."

Err she's the product of first cousins marrying huh.