Why Illinois Is Going to Hell {again}

simulcra

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A classier thing to do would be to rename yourself "Major Major Major" and then join the army and get promoted so you become "Major Major Major Major."
 

kms

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There must not be a Mrs. Bubba Bubba Bubba. I can't see how any spouse would stand for taking that name.
 

mendelman

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Well, Springfield, Il is the South, isn't? ;-)

Thankfully I am not an Illinois native! Whew!
 
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