Why Las Cruces, New Mexico is going to Hell #1

[Dan]

From today's Las Cruces Sun-News:

Las Cruces police have arrested a man accused of molesting a neighbor child as well as a neighbor’s Rottweiler.

 

[Rem]

Do you reckon the dog ratted him out because he was two timing?

 

[Chet]

I gather is takes brass cajones to french a rott

 

[Miles Ignatius]

I'll Bring You My Biscuits....

So, does the Rotty get to visit him while he's in the county lock-up?

 

[SkeLeton]

Now that's f*cked up!
Not only a child molestor, but also an animal molestor?
This guy believes he's a 2 for 1 pack or something? Two weirdos for the price of one neighbor!

I bet the other jailmates are gonna love the guy, they already hate child molestors, now he's in the double prize box with a dog molestor acusation too...