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Where do these people come up with this stuff. Not too long ago, I seen a TV report on how some women are useing Poll Dancing as a work out. That was a bit of a surprize, but this is too much. I know it would be just a bit overboard for my taste.
If she opened a gym, would it be an adult business?
This reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut story ( I am pretty sure, it may have been Kilgore Trout) where they hire different fetishists to be ambassadors to different planets. The funniest example used was hiring somone who liked the smell of dog $**t to travel to a planet run by canines. To each his own.
As for the money, the story says $20 per person and private "lessons" start at $130/hr. Sounds lucrative, nice work if you can get it and stand looking at flabby people.
I still remember one of my coworkers being forced to read aloud to a very buxom member of the "adult entertainment industry" the VERY specific standards in our adult business zoning ordinance. I don't think it is possible to turn more red.
You call that Humilliation in a work out...No this is a hummilating work out...
I would like to offer the Federally Certified and El Guapo approved Hummilating Work Out (tm) to those interested in humiliation and being punished for their existence. It begins at 3:00 am one morning. You are required by law to attend because you signed a contract. You do an endless series of push-ups and sit-ups while I spray you with the garden hose and scream obscenities at you in 40 Degree F. weather. You get lectures on your failings and why you are a wimp for thinking liberal thoughts. It ends with a 6-mile run while you scream very un-PC phrases that rhyme into the early morning air. The best part is they pay you $1000 a month to join the "health club”.
I find it interesting... I sure do need some type of incentive to get my arse to the gym. So good for those people that actually find something fun to get them to work out. For me, I think it would be better if she came to my house and whipped me until I got off the couch and out the door with my gym bag.
I'm a lazy slob...(and thankfully thin ) and this kind of dominatrix shit wouldn't make me do any more excercise than what I do today
BTW, I hear that your winter is having problems leaving... Here summer just doesn't want to leave (I say this in no way to mock or create jelousy). I can't wait to start hibernating and the god damn summer won't leave
Now that I'm pregnant, everyone keeps asking me "Have you been exercising?" Sorry, the constant dizziness and nausea have kept me from hopping over to the gym and on the elliptical trainer. BUT, when it isn't too cold out, walks around the block have significantly helped. But I can only imagine the old people in my neighborhood peeping out their windows to watch a dominatrix harrass me while I'm walking down the street.