Worst Movie

[Planderella]

We've done favorite movies before, so now it's time for a twist. What's the worst movie that you've ever seen?

BEK and I went to see "Freddy vs. Jason" a couple of weeks ago knowing it was going to be incredibly stupid, but DAMN. Talk about a movie with absolutely NO redeeming qualities whatsoever!!!!!

 

[Tranplanner]

"Teen Wolf"

 

[NHPlanner]

Battlestar Galactica

 

[Richmond Jake]

Ishtar

 

[nerudite]

Prince of Tides

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Almost Heroes...Chris Farley was great...but not in this.

 

[Tom R]

movie

When my kid was younger, I had to sit through the Poke' Mon movie. Subtle but pure torture.

 

[Cardinal]

Back in grad school, a friend of mine talked me into seeing a foreign film that had been critically acclaimed. Unitl the End of the World was three and a half hours of pure torture, with a plot that was impossible to follow and that appeared to end several times, only to continue.

"The story, set during 1999 when a runaway nuclear-armed satellite threatens to destroy the world, centers on a woman following a mysterious man who is busy returing his father's valuable invention: namely a device that takes photos which blind people can see."

By the time it ended there were not more than a half dozen people left in the theater.

 

[Big Easy King]

BEK and I went to see "Freddy vs. Jason" a couple of weeks ago knowing it was going to be incredibly stupid, but DAMN. Talk about a movie with absolutely NO redeeming qualities whatsoever!!!!!

"Freddy vs. Jason" sucked big-time...the absolute worst movie ever made!!! "Joe Versus the Volcano," with Tom Hanks, is the second worst movie in my opinion.

 

[Repo Man]

Solaris was horrible. I wanted to walk out, but I had already paid 8 bucks. Not sure if it is the worst I ever saw, but it was close. America's Sweethearts was terrible too.

Anything with Sylvester Stallone

 

[MD Planner]

What about "Maximum Overdrive"? A truly terrible movie.

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Reign of Fire (dragons nearly wipe man from earth, dragons smarter than man, man gets clever and figures out how to beat inarticulate, canabalistic, super genius beasts)

Crapy story line, Inconsistent story line, Improbable events

Good thing I didn't pay to see it

 

[Tranplanner]

Anything with Sylvester Stallone

Except Copland - he was good in that.

 

[giff57]

Freddy Got Fingered

 

[jmf]

Kingpin

 

[moose]

The People Vs. Larry Flint

 

[donk]

Arnold's - End of Days

 

[Plannerbabs]

The Transporter.

 

[H]

anything with this guy:

 

[BiteMeElmo]

I'm usually pretty forgiving, and can suspend disbelief pretty far. The only movie I've ever walked out of the theater for was Species 2. Not even the couple of gratuitous nude scenes could hold my attention.

 

[tsc]

i'll get crap for this...

Pulp Fiction
Fatal Attraction


and on a related not

CATS... is the worst musical ever.....walked out (more like ran) during intermission and didn't look back. What the @#@$$ is a jellicle cat anyway????

 

[Tranplanner]

Fatal Attraction

Is this because you say you look like Glenn Close (in the celebrity look alike thread) and didn't like the idea of people thinking you're going to kill their bunny rabbit?

Or are you more like a "Dangerous Liasons" Glenn Close? GrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Seabishop]

The Eden Myth - Independent film about a young man who finds out that his family is evil and inscestual.

Feeling Minnesota

Dogma - I know people like Kevin Smith but I couldn't stand the 2 hours of biblical blabbering.

I'm getting so sick of crime movies. Every other video features a gun and a mysterious briefcase of money.

I want to rent Gigli just to see how bad it is.

 

[Otis]

This is going back a ways, but my all-time least favorite movie is "Tell Them Willie Boy is Here" starring alleged wife-murdering Robert Blake.

It's hard to pick a worst recent movie. There are so many to choose from. Maybe "My Big Fat [Insert Favorite Ethnic Group Here] Wedding"

 

[Planderella]

Showgirls

 

[Chet]

Kingpin

Are you Kidding??? I LOVE that movie!

My worst list includes:

Attack of the Killer Tomatos, and

Battlefield Earth (which was a great book)

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Showgirls

But Planderella, the use of g-strings was incredible. And the lighting, drama, script, and storyline was of Oscar caliber! But seriously, how could I forget Herucles in New York. I think this was Arnold Schwarzenegger's first movie. His voice had to be dubbed. Truly a bad bad movie.

 

[biscuit]

Masters of the Universe - The live action He-Man movie made back in the eighties. I remember watching it as a kid and thinking that it was bad.

 

[pandersen]

"Creep Show 2"

3 mini stories in one movie - the one I recall involves a hitch-hiker that gets repeatedly runb over by a lady in a Mercedes. Each time the guy gets hit he says "thans, thanks for the ride, lady"

 

[otterpop]

I agree with Planderella -- Showgirls -- was the worst movie I can recall seeing. Here is a movie where there are beautiful women who are near-naked and naked most of the time, and I still wanted to turn it off. I didn't turn if off, though, because there were beautiful naked and near-naked women. Elizabeth Berkeley, as an actress, has the range of a Daisy air rifle.

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Elizabeth Berkeley, as an actress, has the range of a Daisy air rifle.

Don't make me laugh. I broke a rib last week.

 

[jmf]

Are you Kidding??? I LOVE that movie!

Sorry Chet, we will just have to agree to disagree. The more I think about it the more I hate it and I saw it a long time ago.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Maid in Manhattan
Legend of Boggy Creek (bigfoot in Texarkana)
Trog (Joan Crawford discovers Neandertal)
The Wicker Man

 

[NHPlanner]

Kingpin

I'm with Chet...I like Kingpin.

Perhaps we need a thread of great "bad" movies...that is those movies with stupid/no plot, but are funny or srtangely enjoyable.

My examples of such good "bad"movies:

Kingpin
Strange Brew
Plan 9 From Outer Space
The Waterboy

 

[Planderella]

Perhaps we need a thread of great "bad" movies...that is those movies with stupid/no plot, but are funny or srtangely enjoyable.

I think this thread covers that.

 

[NHPlanner]

I think this thread covers that.

Noticed it 2 minutes after posting this one. lol

 

[Cardinal]

Put me down for liking Kingpin (well, not disliking it) and Showgirls. With showgirls, though, you do need to turn off the sound.

 

[Richmond Jake]

I also like Kingpin and Showgirls (especially the pool scene).

 

[Planderella]

Great Scenery, Horrible Script and Even Worse Acting

 

[BKM]

Not a big movie watcher, but some of my worst list include:

Fargo. Absolutely unwatchable! The overdone accents, the nihilism, etc.

Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Awful stuff. Absolutely awful. Maybe I am more conservative than I think, but this kind of nihilism represents a culture gone bad. And I like movie violence-but these movies made me feel dirty.

 

[Jessie-J]

Punch Drunk Love.


I liked Kingpin, I own it.

 

[Greenescapist]

Dude, Where's My Car?

I'm embarrassed to say I saw it. It had one funny scene, but mostly when I laughed it was because how ridiculous the whole thing was.

 

[Cardinal]

Re: Great Scenery, Horrible Script and Even Worse Acting

I seem to remember a sequel that was even worse.

 

[SkeLeton]

I remember seeing a parody of the blue lagoon

Worst movie(s): Anything with William Schattner (sp?)/ Anything that was shown in MST3k...(special mention to: "Manos: the hands of Fate")

 

[ilikefish0]

28 days later. At the end of the movie, the guy sitting next to me stood up and screamed "that was the worst movie i have ever seen!"

 

[Tranplanner]

Apparently "Resident Evil 2" is being filmed right now in and around City Hall here. Wonder if that one will end up on this list one day...

 

[Tom R]

huh?

Fargo. Absolutely unwatchable! The overdone accents, the nihilism, etc.

I'm amazed that someone didn't like Fargo. Amazed.

 

[steveanne]

Leprechaun's One through Three

Leprechaun 4, In Sapce

Leprechaun 5, In the Hood.

And because the fifth installment must have been such a huge hit:

Leprechaun 6, Back in the Hood