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Would you rather ... #3

Would you rather.....

  • Have your fingernails pulled off... OR

    Votes: 7 50.0%
  • Hot pokers up your rear?

    Votes: 7 50.0%

  • Total voters
    14

Chet

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Now they're getting interesting.

How big are the hot pokers?
 

NHPlanner

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Fingernails....see "Would you rather part 2"...
 

PlannerGirl

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Id loose the finger nails-that happens alot when you have long nails anyway and me bum would be sore already from the well read the earlier post
 

Tranplanner

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Ummm...I'm thinking she means the WHOLE nail, quick and all - that would be very, very painful. Almost as painful as the hot pokers up the bum.

Tex are you busy doing addtional "research", or are you going to enlighten us as to what it was you saw? I think Prudence may be interested...
 
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Hmm... yes - it is ripping all the fingernail off, quick and all. And the hot poker is in for a couple seconds - but would still do mucho damage. i voted for the poker, meself.
 

Habanero

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whoops, counter call.. argh, extra work...

they were these new "toys" that were made of glass.. cost upwards of $300!! But that's all..
 

PlannerGirl

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Oh the pretty glass/pyrex looking things with the umm...textured parts being some nice colour?

Saw those this weekend NEAT! but im not spending that kinda money for THAT
 

Habanero

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Yeah, those. Quite nice... I would get one but I'm sure we'd have a Steve Martin incident with someone in my family pulling it out and using it as a book end or something...
 

Dan

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PlannerGirl said:
Oh the pretty glass/pyrex looking things with the umm...textured parts being some nice colour?
Enemas, hot pokers up the bum ... hey, Sigmund, whatcha' make of all this?

Me ... well ... uhhh ... short and quick pain over days-long agony and long-term permanent damage. PlannerGirl, administer the Acme heated buttplug, please ...
 
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