You don't make friends with salad.

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Seniors Brawl After Salad Bar Dispute

Hocker told Thoss no one wanted to eat food he had been playing with. Thoss yelled and cursed at him, Hocker told police, and Hocker called him a nasty name. Then, witnesses said, Thoss then began punching Hocker in the face.

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040305/0736177104.htm

 

[el Guapo]

According to Chris Rock you do make friends with salad.......























in prison.

(For those of you that got this joke - I am sincerely sorry. It was so wrong...yet I couldn't restrain myself...but if you got the joke, you are just as guilty....so nevermind.) :-0

 

[Big Easy King]

An 86 year old and a 62 year old throwin' the hands over lettuce...that's classic! :-D

 

[ludes98]

(For those of you that got this joke - I am sincerely sorry. It was so wrong...yet I couldn't restrain myself...but if you got the joke, you are just as guilty....so nevermind.) :-0

Guilty. I'll just retire to the champagne room with my guilt.

 

[mendelman]

(For those of you that got this joke - I am sincerely sorry. It was so wrong...yet I couldn't restrain myself...but if you got the joke, you are just as guilty....so nevermind.) :-0

Don't worry, you kept it vague enough and hopefully it's an obscure reference.

It's the first thing that came into my head when I read the title.

Great minds think alike? Meh!? ;-)

 

[biscuit]

For shame! You're all nothing but a bunch of pervs. Bad planners, bad!


Oh, who am I kidding? That was the first think that popped into my head too... o

 

[Michele Zone]

Cute, NAIVE Go-Getter

...didn't get the joke. Can I have an explanation....er, maybe I should first ask do I WANT one???

Nevermind. I probably don't want to know. I worked hard to become a Cute, Naive Go-Getter. Let's not ruin it now...