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Zoning legend shirt

Dan

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Okay ... here it is. I think.

After seeing the finished results, I'd like to do something a bit different. Something like ...

R-1 - Boring tract housing
R-2 - Boring tract housing on tiny lots
R-3 - Future slums

C-1 - Chain restaurants
C-2 - Not In My Back Yard

AD/HD - Townhouses ... no, highway commercial ... wait, equestrian residential

You get the idea.

Help me out here ... what would make this shirt design more interesting?
 

donk

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Here are a few

[EDIT] R3 - Mobile Home Park - Redneckville[/EDIT]

HC - Highway Commercial - auto sprawl

TND - awaiting gentrification

Agriculture - "that poor farmer" except that he is land rich.
 
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Cardinal

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C-2 General Commercial - Big Boxes
C-3 Regional Commercial - Bigger Boxes
Conservancy - Swampland
 

Chet

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Oh I thought this thread was about Prudence - The Zoning Legend
 

Repo Man

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V-1 - The Vice District

Permitted uses unclude nudie bars, porn shops, escort services, liquor stores, cigarette outlets, etc.
 

el Guapo

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Speaking of Shirts

[ot]I found this one on Ebay! It says Red Sox on the front[/ot]
 

Zoning Goddess

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P.S. Taking Zoning Legend literally, I would like to nominate my former boss who was never afraid to say "Hell No" which is probably why he is my former boss. Gotta love him.
 

Trail Nazi

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PUD: Pretty ugly developments
PCD: Planned crappy development

For both of the above development types, it just means "let's circumvent any real zoning ordinances or good planning practices and just put crap here" - at least that is what it meant in the metro area where I last worked.
 

Zoning Goddess

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Trail Nazi said:
PUD: Pretty ugly developments
PCD: Planned crappy development

For both of the above development types, it just means "let's circumvent any real zoning ordinances or good planning practices and just put crap here" - at least that is what it meant in the metro area where I last worked.
Metro area? You think you were in a metro area????
 

Trail Nazi

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Zoning Goddess said:


Metro area? You think you were in a metro area????
Hey now, I wasn't just talking about the jurisdiction that we worked for, I was talking about the entire area.
 
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